My first laptop was a thick black Dell that required a near-constant source of power and hummed louder than a barbershop quartet.
It took minutes to load up and froze frequently, which I’m sure is entirely unrelated to the buckets of shady porn websites I was searching. Also unrelated to my search history was the Dell’s untimely and unseemly demise at the hands of a Trojan virus.
The Wunderkindof 